In order to attract more customers to our website , we paid an expensive consultant to supply a departure page to our site. "Hopefully," she said, "we will attract more (male) customers than lose (female) customers!" We said "What the heck, maybe it's time for a change!" So we invested in a top-notch photographer to capture the best of the best Hooters we could find!







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